What happened? A DAY WITHOUT INTERNET [Time: 5 minutes]
[Skepticism] Cool, everything will be fine.
Everything is going to be veery find. I just have to disconnect the cable from the router and in 20 seconds… Hello, friend. Wait me in the chat, I’m connecting, relax! [Time: 10 minutes]
[Anger] YOU FUCKING ROUTER! YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHIT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK EVERYBODY, BURN IN HELL! YOU FUCKERS… [Time: 20 minutes]
[Paranoia] Surely the neighbor hacked me the password… and he’s stealing my Internet… That son of a bitch! Moooom, the neighbor is stealing us!
He’s a thief! “Nobody steals my son!” It wasn’t me… It wasn’t me… Actually I forgot that he doesn’t have any PC. [Time: 1 hour]
[Determination] Of course, ma’am, yes. I just want to know when you can reconnect the service. “Sure sir, please wait in the phone.” Don’t worry, I’ll wait. [Time: 2 hours]
[Anger] THOSE FUCKERS LEFT ME WAITING IN THE FUCKING PHONE… AND NOBODY HELPS ME! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS TO YOU?!?! I’M PAYING YOU!!! “Sir, in order to solve your problem, you must…” What? What? Do what? “wait in the phone…” FUCK! FUUUUCK!!! [Time: 3 hours]
[Acceptance] It’s not the end of the world… Who has said that you can’t live without Internet? Well… This jigsaw puzzle I always wanted to solve. [Time: 4 hours]
[Anger] FIT, MOTHERFUCKER, FIT! WHY DON’T YOU ENTER, PIECE OF SHIT!
FUCKING PUZZLE! I WANT MY INTERNET!!! I WANT MY INTERNET!
I WANT MY INTERNET! [Time: 5 hours]
[Attraction’s Law] Come back… Come back… Come back… Come back! Come back!! [Time: 8 hours]
[Madness] I’m built my own router! Now all the Internet of the world will be mine! And everybody will kneel before me… [Time: 10 hours]
[Idling] [Time: 12 hours]
[Religious Intervention] I know I’m not your best creation. And it’s not that I’m believing in you… But, if you actually exist… and you restore my connection… I swear! I swear not to visit any of the following websites… HotGirls.com, HornyStudents.com,
TriplePenetration.com, AssNation.com… [Time: 13 hours]
[International Franchises] TripleHentai.jp, AssNation.co.uk… [Time: 18 hours]
[Depression] “How to kill yourself”, let’s google it. [Time: 24 hours] What is that? There is life outside! The outside world is beautiful! Hi, sun! Good morning! Good morning, lil’ lady. Good morning, lil’ couple! Good morning, homeless man! I feel someone new, someone renewed!! I FOUND… Internet! So long, you motherfu…!