(birds chirping) – As Victor pulled his
gnarled, bloody stumps out of his shoes, he
realized the shoe snake had claimed another victim. S-S-S-Snake-s-s-s-s. – This freaky fettuccine
site is scary, which I’m like totally
down for, by the way. But all these stories
are fake, right? – No, that’s the best part. Zeke told me all
of them are real. (phone buzzes) Oh knuckle rappers, Gene’s
here, later alligator. – See ya Regina. (door creaks) (door closes) My sweet raven of the night. Huh, Clovis La Roche? In 1926 New Orleans, Clovis Clemens was accused
of over 50 counts of murder. He’d snatch
neighborhood children and feed them to
his bloodthirsty
alligator, La Roche. – [Narrator] Clovis
would play his accordion to mask the screams of the
kids being eaten alive. Until one night, he waded
into the swamp himself and fused with La Roche
creating Clovis La Roche. After he gets ya, and he
will, he’ll suck your soul into the reeds of
his squeeze box. And you’ll be another note
in his symphony of screams. Also, he’ll take your fingers and put them in a bindle
slung over his shoulder. And also, he’ll take your hat! (screams) ♪ Son ♪ ♪ Not now Daddy ♪ ♪ Hey son ♪ ♪ Get out ♪ ♪ I love you son ♪ (grunting) (laughing) – Son, your Papa Roach
cooked you some breakfast. – 10 fingers, 10 toes,
10 fingers, 10 toes. – What’s got my child riled? – Oh Dad, it’s Clovis La Roche. He’s gonna get me. – Grover the Coach? – Clovis La Roche! The child eating gator
man from Louisiana. If I hear the wheeze
of his squeeze box, he’ll gobble me up. I’ll be a swamp snack
in his swamp shack. – Whoa, scary, good thing
he only eats kids like you. – F you old man. You think that’s it? After he eats me, he’s
gonna put my cut off fingers in his bindle. – Mm the finger bindle. Seems like a hat on a hat. – Oh, I haven’t even
gotten to the hat part yet. After your dead,
he takes your hat. – Okay, that’s just dumb. Besides, if this bogus
cologne guy did come here why wouldn’t you
just choke him out? – Choke him out? I’m 90% body fat. If all you’re gonna do
is make me feel bad, then you can just leave. 10 fingers, 10 toes,
10 fingers, 10 toes. 10 fingers, 10 toes,
10 fingers, 10 toes. (western music) – The real problem is
Son thinks he’s too weak to keep this Boris McToast
fella from murdering him. – Well, at his age fears
can seem insurmountable. I, for example, used to be
terrified of tight spaces and being buried alive by a
band of psychotic hillbillies. (evil laughing) – Ty Barry you ought leave
your gorgeous face exposed. – One summer, my kid sister Greg taped a bankers box over my head and forced me to lay in a
sprinkler trench for a week. – Sweet Christ,
that’s a grim image. – Maybe if you present
this Clover the Ghost guy to your son in a
friendly manner, he’ll extinguish the
associative fear he has, and provide him with what we
call emotional power over it. – Your brain is almost as
impressive as your cheekbones. – By the way, thanks again for
helping me out with the AC. I really owe you one bud. – Hmm. – Blark, I think the time
we’ve spent crafting this outweighs the monetary
value of fixing my AC. – Shh, you’re beautiful. – Oh, this head mask
is pretty tight. – Just stick to the
script I wrote Stace. My name’s Clovis
and I’m full now. Me and all the dead
kids in my accordion think you’re a cool guy. Hang on, I’ll be right back. – I’m wrestling. (suspense music) – Son, I’ve got a very
dope surprise for you in the living room. – No, no more living rooms. This is my home now. I’m gonna stay in
here and push my lane as my favorite champion
Tryndamere the Barbarian King. – Tryndamere, huh? – [Son] Yup. – You think Tryndamere
would be scared of Clovis? – Pfft, with one swing
of his 10 foot sword, Tryndamere would turn
Clovis into a hot smear. (angelic music) Plus, he can
activate undying rage and become temporarily immortal. – Well for now I’m safe
and sound above the ground. I’m safe and sound
above the ground, safe and sound above the ground, safe and sound above the
ground, safe and sound. – Whew whee, this
one’s still alive. – Good catch Clem. Make sure you bury him alive or dead. (evil laughing)
(Stacey screaming) – Dad, what are you doing? – I’m giving you the
power of Tryingdammer. – His name is Tryndamere, and he isn’t real. – But you’re real. And without you, all
those little blue dudes would beat Tryndamere with
their magic baseball bats. – Crystal wands, but I
get what you’re saying. – [Stacey] Oh God,
what’s happening? – I’m saying, he only
does what you let him. You cast every spell, and you’ve killed every
baseball player sent his way. You are Tryndamere, Son. – [Stacey] Pick me up. I’m still alive. – [Blark] Uh oh,
Stacey, not now. – Screw you La
Roche, undying rage! – Here it comes. (screaming) Holy shh, Son you got
a mean right hook. Just like your Pappy. – Thanks Dad, I
hope Stacey’s okay. – He’s more than okay. I bought 12 of his books to
use as kindling for the winter. A small price to pay to
see you conquer your fear of Corbin the Musical Gator. (Son sighs) Why are your shoes
filled with newspaper? – Shoe snakes Dad, shoe snakes. – (laughing) Shoe snakes, oh? (scary music) Shoe snakes? – I already stuffed
your shoes Dad. – Oh, good, good. All right, love you Son. (door slams) (upbeat music) (crunching) – [Man] Sweet. (cutting) (gun shot)

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100 thoughts on “The Scariest Story on the Internet – Blark and Son

  • February 14, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    Dean from community

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  • February 14, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK ACID BATCH IS THIS????!!!!

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  • February 15, 2019 at 7:10 am
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    This is amazing

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  • February 15, 2019 at 8:08 am
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    “Shhhhhh….your beautiful….”

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  • February 15, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    My kid sister… greg

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  • February 16, 2019 at 5:31 am
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    Iiiiiiiim pretty sure Regina doesn't have a grandma named Jean

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  • February 16, 2019 at 10:04 am
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    What’s got my child riled

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  • February 16, 2019 at 6:23 pm
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    As a resident of louisiana i can vouche that the gator man is in fact real.

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  • February 17, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    I swear this show is probably ok but I just don’t want to actually LOOK at it. It’s like the opposite of aesthetically pleasing.

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  • February 17, 2019 at 11:40 am
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    Who needs Netflix when you can watch the best show in the world called Blark and Son on YouTube.

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  • February 17, 2019 at 12:35 pm
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    With that smoking hotgirl distracting his mental, he's gold elo at best.

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  • February 18, 2019 at 9:04 am
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    Keep up the show it’s great

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  • February 19, 2019 at 12:43 am
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    Why does son’s face look like he’s watching a porno while his dad is about to walk in

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  • February 19, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    Wait my name is victor! I’m afraid now.

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  • February 20, 2019 at 8:43 am
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    "Try Damner"

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  • February 21, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    "Ok, that's just dumb."

    Best delivered line and rare moment of wisdom on Blark's part!

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  • February 21, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    For a min i got 😨…lol

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  • February 21, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    Shoe 🐍 AWESOME

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  • February 22, 2019 at 7:04 am
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    Clovis Le4che

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  • February 23, 2019 at 7:49 am
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    Bruh my new favorite show I’m bingeing it. Don’t stop making these please!!

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  • February 24, 2019 at 12:52 am
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    I'm starting to think his father is gay…

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  • February 26, 2019 at 8:22 am
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    on screen Chat in his game…. "im lit on fentanyl, oxycodone and xanax" @4:52

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  • February 27, 2019 at 4:12 am
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    So intoxicating .the madness of Blark and son.😄

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  • February 27, 2019 at 7:40 pm
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    You gotta admit…that comic sans is fucking scary

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  • February 27, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    Im 90 percent body fat!!

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  • February 28, 2019 at 5:49 am
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    First little cheesers, now Freaky Fettuccini lol!

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  • February 28, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    Zeke bro .Wat a fren on internet .😂

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  • February 28, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    ABOVE THE GROUND SAFE AND SOUND

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  • March 1, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    5:33 Double Deep

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  • March 3, 2019 at 5:31 pm
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    "Good thing he only eats kid's like you"

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  • March 3, 2019 at 9:45 pm
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    Is Regina trans? Js she has a Adams apple.

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  • March 3, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    I can't stop watching this show.

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  • March 4, 2019 at 5:46 am
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    Then Garen comes out of nowhere fuckin spinning

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  • March 4, 2019 at 9:42 am
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    Every few episodes I watch I feel like I loose 10 points off of my IQ but I can't stop watching

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  • March 4, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    I can't get over how well animated the puppets are.

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  • March 5, 2019 at 3:55 am
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    Yooo

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  • March 5, 2019 at 5:22 am
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    Anyone else bingeing this shit

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  • March 5, 2019 at 7:13 am
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    What tryndamere main uses ult first?

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  • March 7, 2019 at 9:03 am
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    06:00 😂😂

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  • March 9, 2019 at 12:51 am
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    3 comments

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  • March 11, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    Love this show so much

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  • March 11, 2019 at 7:45 am
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    Double jg? Ok I guess

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  • March 14, 2019 at 8:35 am
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    My sweet raven of the twilight lol I said those exact words when I was a teen. Had a crush on a goth girl lol

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  • March 17, 2019 at 12:03 pm
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    I love when Blark fawns over Stacy for being beautiful. Lol

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  • March 17, 2019 at 2:07 pm
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    I wonder how they manipulate the puppets hands? They’re very realistic and expressive.

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  • March 30, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    1:39 jaja wtf (what the face) 🙂

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  • April 1, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    Freaky Fettucine? Pff, not nearly as scary as creepypasta…

    wait

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  • April 2, 2019 at 3:17 am
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    You Are Tryndamere !
    UNDYING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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  • April 5, 2019 at 10:13 am
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    Your father has cannibalized his dead friends to survive, killed giant mutant rats and has a purple heart, but you still hate your dad and are scared of monsters

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  • April 7, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    Will Son and Regina ever be together tho

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  • April 8, 2019 at 6:55 am
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    UNDYING RAGE!!!!!!

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  • April 8, 2019 at 6:48 pm
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    I'm so happy this randomly popped up and I actually clicked it…New favorite show

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  • April 9, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    “My kids sister, Greg”

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  • April 11, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    I love these characters and I love puppets
    But these puppets cause my Uncanny Valley gears to get creeped out

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  • April 12, 2019 at 1:26 am
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    I used to be scared of this like every time I watched it I would just feel like they want to kill me lmao

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  • April 12, 2019 at 3:54 am
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    And also he’ll take….

    YOUR HAT!!!!

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  • April 13, 2019 at 10:40 am
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    So this is how Tahm Kench was born?

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  • April 14, 2019 at 12:51 am
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    Not the hats!

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  • April 14, 2019 at 12:56 am
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    Holy Sh-

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  • April 14, 2019 at 10:47 am
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    Why do I suddenly wish Blark was my dad?

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  • April 14, 2019 at 3:35 pm
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    Who names their son son

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  • April 14, 2019 at 5:22 pm
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    Am home ☺

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  • April 16, 2019 at 6:19 am
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    I don't know what the hell this series is but I love it XD so funny

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  • April 18, 2019 at 11:21 am
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    90% BODY FAT

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  • April 19, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    90% bodyfat. Horey shite

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  • April 20, 2019 at 7:05 am
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    "Your brain is impressive more than your check bone" best line

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  • April 20, 2019 at 12:44 pm
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    Tahm kench

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  • April 20, 2019 at 12:49 pm
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    UNDYING RAGE

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  • April 20, 2019 at 11:38 pm
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    Good work guys

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  • April 22, 2019 at 9:02 am
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    F you old man!!!!

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  • April 22, 2019 at 6:30 pm
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    Shoe snakes are actual thing
    So….. Yeah

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  • April 23, 2019 at 9:58 am
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    The writing and line delivery for this show is 100/10

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  • April 24, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    why does son sound like mclovin lol

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  • April 26, 2019 at 3:01 am
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    "im 90% body fat!"
    that had me scream SAME

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  • April 26, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    I like that he’s a league fan. I even have that Heimerdinger figure behind him

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  • April 26, 2019 at 7:11 am
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    Did anybody notice the cat changed its eyes

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  • April 28, 2019 at 7:49 pm
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    He pressed R real hard

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  • April 29, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    UNDYING RAGE!!!!!!!

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  • May 1, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    Rly noteven or zozo who is A demon

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  • May 1, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    Blark should randomly snap pics of Stacey in every episode!!

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  • May 2, 2019 at 3:36 am
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    Make more

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  • May 4, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    I love this show

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  • May 5, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    this is weird

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  • May 6, 2019 at 9:52 am
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    Wait… WHERE'S MY HAT!?

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  • May 8, 2019 at 3:34 am
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    Son screw you la roche undying rage

    Me lmfao

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  • May 10, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    You know you played too much League, when the only thing that comes to your mind is: Report Tryndamere for afk please

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  • May 10, 2019 at 6:17 am
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    4:41 son I've got a very dope surprise for u in the living room

    When parents act hip and young

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  • May 10, 2019 at 6:19 am
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    4:44 when u see ur dad reaching for the last hot pocket

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  • May 13, 2019 at 8:02 am
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    Like – Creepypasta
    Reply -Frightning Fetucini

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  • May 19, 2019 at 10:46 am
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    MmmmmmMMMmmmMmmm

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  • May 22, 2019 at 9:50 am
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    Grover the Coach?

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  • May 28, 2019 at 2:16 am
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    6:46 "a small price to pay for salvation"

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  • June 14, 2019 at 9:38 am
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    Freaky fettuccine lol omg hahahaa

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  • June 18, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    UNDYING RAGE!!!!!!!!

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  • June 24, 2019 at 3:14 am
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    6:20 It was at this moment Blark knew…he done right for Son

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  • July 4, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    This show is fantastic.

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  • August 4, 2019 at 9:38 am
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    2:10 bro why do you need those things on your head

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:36 am
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    So brilliant! Please never stop making these!

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  • September 10, 2019 at 1:21 pm
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    This show needs to get rolling already, it would be epic to see 30min episodes and full seasons. This is One of the Funniest sketches I've seen in a long time.

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  • November 15, 2019 at 9:11 am
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    Please, PLEASE make more!

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