Hey guys, so as you know coming up soon
it is Valentine’s Day (also known as international cake binging day) and at
this time of year where lonely people are at their most vulnerable what can I do? *trollolol song* So basically there’s this iPhone app called Blendr which apparently like
chatroulette is just full of people trying to expose their flesh to as many
people as possible, so we thought we’d get sexting and send some sexy pictures
of our own of this wooden guinea pig. I think it’s time for a sexy guinea pig
photo shoot. Yeah, baby! Come on, show me the good stuff!
Oh man, they’re not going to know what to do when they see these photos. Are you ready Phil?
Phil : Yeah. D: Let’s see who’s online. Wow, he’s terrifying. Let’s speak to him. P: He looks like a thumb.
D: *laughter* He does look like a thumb! D; Oh my God, that’s terrifying! “Still a red head?” D: That girl isn’t me, she’s my owner. “Owner?” D: Oh yeah, I love Susan. She keeps me in a cage.
P: *laughter* He’s gonna be like “what the hell?” D: *laughter*
P: “what?” D: I’m so wet. D: I fell in my water bowl.
P: He can’t see where we live? D: No, I hope not.
D: “Any tit pics?” god this guy is full of it
maybe you want to see my nipples photo, there are six of them hot
*laughing* go to that guy
that guy
Po
hey babe hi you got a face pic
oh god, already don’t you want to get to know me a bit first No face pic or we don’t chat
woah someone needs to calm down here we go me at a restaurant with my friends
*laughs* amazing
Po has no sense of humor over here Po why so serious
have we not spoken to the
serial murder yet oh my god hey sexy let’s speak to Dunc
i’m feeling kinda sexual
-off to bed lame what is it with Duncan that you don’t
want to see my boobs he said he worked for you need some
sleep huh gay Harold is online oh yeah here we go what are
you up to you know just chewing on
some hay; orally no I don’t want to say orally dear God
message from ryan so what are you up to right now but you know just
rolling around in my pee I really need my floor cleaning
oh my god you freak, oh no ryan i’m sorry come back no no do not send location and just so we’re not being sexist we’ll over to girls too, so you’re a girl yes
well I need some girly advice I need
a bra that’s good for holding six boobs what the hell freak i’m blocking you Oh No
we’ve got epicness1989 talking
to us, hope you don’t mind but I have eight babies that’s fine
hey you want to see a pic it’s me with stuff all over my face you
know what I mean stuff all over the face here we go I want to oh god this has
taking a turn for the worse you sicko I have eight tiny babies still attached to
my teeth and then he never responded Chris he seems like a cool dude got any sexy pics
yeah but they’re of me and my ex want to see i want that as my background oh god i sent the whole photoset oh yeah
he better appreciate that
that last one wow that was a crazy party he doesn’t
seem to be liking the animal– oh i know what he’s doing now that he’s got
those photos he’s off and he has locked the bathroom
door wow Harold won’t stop talking to me oh my god what Harold has sent me his
location oh he’s on the other side of the city its ok
no no Phil, look Harold fucking hell
what
harold is in our building no
see with a lift
we have to move now okay well I’m going stop talking to harold now
forever forever ian, I’ll get chatting to him
Dan you’ve been talking to that Ian guy for a while
he asked for a face picture he said i don’t understand i’m a guinea pig yeah
aw i thought you were a real girl you sounded interesting I thought I
might not have to spend Valentine’s Day alone
oh no
i feel really bad oh god I’m so sorry ian maybe he could learn to love a guinea pig
oh no we’re going to valentines hell did someone just message us
yeah Jake hi
he looks violent in that photo oh yeah
Oh God
what did he said
yeah me too show me naked pic
what do you want to see
what oh no no what is that no no no oh god the horror the horror oh did you
see that oh no
we got to type loads to get rid of
it send send send no no i didn’t like oh
god oh god oh god ok we had a seizure
i had a stroke send me sexy pics then
wow they say romance is dead do you want to see my hole why does he think– what the fuck is that don’t have that reaction to my body
send me a face pic now oh that’s amazing well i think that went well
yeah I mean well some people definitely took it better than others yeah
some people were not happy with it
they did not see the funny side of it what about that guy, that poor guy oh no I felt so sorry for him
he thought he met the first lovely girl in his life
sorry if you’re watching this and we
ruined your life
it was horrible so in all success yes
I feel much better about myself
what after decimating the hopes of others so moral of the story don’t send naked photos to people on the internet
no
cause it might be a wooden guinea pig

Sexy Internet Dating
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100 thoughts on “Sexy Internet Dating

  • September 25, 2018 at 3:55 pm
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    I watch this fucking video again and again and still laughing

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  • September 27, 2018 at 7:08 am
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    Omfg how have i not seen this before!?!?!

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  • October 2, 2018 at 6:43 am
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    So nostalgic lmao

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  • October 22, 2018 at 5:04 pm
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    OMG LOOK AT PHIL LOOK AT THE LONG HAIR AND ESPECIALLY DAN

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  • October 30, 2018 at 10:51 pm
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    I love this so much-

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  • November 7, 2018 at 8:41 am
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    HOW HAS IT BEEN SIX YEARS

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  • November 9, 2018 at 1:39 pm
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    Maybe this is why they moved

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  • November 10, 2018 at 6:51 pm
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    we all know this is the real reason they moved

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  • November 18, 2018 at 10:36 pm
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    TOTORO

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  • November 18, 2018 at 10:36 pm
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    PHIL

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  • November 19, 2018 at 10:48 pm
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    the iphone 4 is so small i forgot it existed

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  • November 24, 2018 at 11:05 pm
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    This is too good 😂😂😂😂

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  • November 26, 2018 at 11:46 am
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    this is the video that got me banned from dan and phil when i was 11

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  • December 10, 2018 at 11:20 am
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    I have no idea where to begin on this… The hair… The phone… The voices…

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  • December 12, 2018 at 7:53 am
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    That was funny 😄

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  • December 18, 2018 at 7:26 am
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    Can we get some rips for Ian?

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  • December 24, 2018 at 7:28 pm
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    I actually love this video so much

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  • December 25, 2018 at 9:53 pm
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    I'm in the same room as my mom I hope my headphones don't disconnect…

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  • December 26, 2018 at 1:01 am
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    Oh their hair my god

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  • December 28, 2018 at 6:18 am
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    Me after watching this video 2:08

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  • December 30, 2018 at 12:32 am
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    Yo. What if this hamster is Striker.

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  • December 31, 2018 at 2:13 pm
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • January 2, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    2019?

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  • January 6, 2019 at 5:31 am
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    2019?

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  • January 7, 2019 at 12:42 pm
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    Oh the good times,
    This video still makes me laugh

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  • January 9, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    Fetus Dan and Phil

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  • January 12, 2019 at 10:14 pm
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    I wonder if they ever found Harold

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  • January 12, 2019 at 11:52 pm
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    iM sO wEt

    I fell in my waterbowl

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  • January 13, 2019 at 12:35 pm
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    they could've sent me a guinea pig photo and i would've said
    "thank you this is now my wallpaper"

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  • January 15, 2019 at 12:49 pm
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    if anyone asked me for pics, i would send them pictures from dr. pimple popper

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  • January 20, 2019 at 11:43 am
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    dan runs into Harold whilst taking out the trash

    “Lmao seen any sexy Guinea pigs recently?”

    dan then leaves a confused and shocked Harold.

    RIP harold

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  • January 24, 2019 at 8:06 am
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    plz do it again

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  • January 26, 2019 at 2:18 pm
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    i’m so glad he left this up

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  • February 10, 2019 at 6:10 am
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    ..Do you think they ever met Harold?

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  • February 25, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    Alright well Harold is a dam stalker!

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  • March 5, 2019 at 4:45 am
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    I'm
    Done

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  • March 20, 2019 at 7:43 am
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    0:54 "im so wet, i fell in my water bowl" IM DEAD

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  • March 20, 2019 at 7:47 am
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    dan and phil trolling people is my aesthetic

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  • March 23, 2019 at 3:39 am
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    Okay is nobody going to mention the fact that THEY WERE DOING THIS BEFORE 1AM?!

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  • April 5, 2019 at 10:14 am
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    "Oh god wat is that?"
    -Phil

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  • April 9, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    Susan…what is up with this name?

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  • April 30, 2019 at 2:56 am
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    The jump cuts are crazy. Look at the time on his phone it’s wild

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  • May 6, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    well damn how did they got so goddamn good at sexting?

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • May 7, 2019 at 1:54 am
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    They're filming this at midnight…

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  • May 10, 2019 at 1:46 am
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    i feelbad for ian 🙁

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  • May 21, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    dan: starts the video

    demons when they hear that first sentence: oh shit

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  • May 26, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    My lady door is dripping…

    Of unfertilized fetus bc I am yELLING AT THIS-

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  • May 30, 2019 at 6:17 am
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    Why didn't he unlist this video?

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  • May 30, 2019 at 6:20 am
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    YOU CAN SEE THE PICTURE FROM THE DIE EMO SCUM VIDEO IN HIS CAMERA ROLL

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  • May 31, 2019 at 8:46 am
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    Don't mind me laughing and trying not to wake up my entire family

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  • June 5, 2019 at 9:27 pm
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    Gods bless Youtube for recommending this beauty again

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  • June 9, 2019 at 8:26 am
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    I thought of this video after I got Guinea pigs and I’m not comfortable

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  • June 13, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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    2:30 – Brendon Urie

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  • June 15, 2019 at 8:41 pm
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    At this point, the only thing to get me out of this pit is my dad getting mad at me. It's nearly midnight where I am…

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  • June 16, 2019 at 6:20 pm
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    i was laughing so much my mum asked to see what i was looking at rip

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  • June 18, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    Dans like "oH gOd ThE hOrOEr"

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  • June 18, 2019 at 3:35 am
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    Omg I’m getting nostalgic

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  • June 19, 2019 at 7:18 am
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    I forgot how funny they were! 😂

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  • June 21, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    ahahahaha this is so funny!!!!

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  • June 21, 2019 at 10:31 am
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    2:07 ouch, that physically hurt after dans recent vid

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  • June 21, 2019 at 7:27 pm
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    The first recommended video is «How I got fired»…

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  • June 22, 2019 at 4:32 am
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    2:08 you're one to talk

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  • June 22, 2019 at 5:50 pm
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    Is it bad that this video (and its sequel) are some of my favourite videos on the internet?

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  • June 23, 2019 at 7:56 am
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    People are so creepy and disgusting

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  • June 25, 2019 at 3:49 am
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    i forgot how much i missed this

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  • June 26, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    Any ever commented on Dan’s video and thought “yeah he is never going to see this”
    Then you think “maybe other people will see it and like or comments

    Me three months later: yaaay no one saw my comment

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  • June 29, 2019 at 1:24 am
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    What is this video 😂😂🙊🙊

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  • July 1, 2019 at 9:32 am
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    This was posted on my birthday, out of all videos its this one lmao.

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  • July 1, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    ”What if we see him in the lift? We’re gonna have to move now.”

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  • July 2, 2019 at 2:22 pm
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    I think about this video a lot

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  • July 3, 2019 at 10:53 am
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    Oh my god that phone Jesus Christ

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  • July 4, 2019 at 8:12 am
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    2019 this is still gold

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  • July 5, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    4:51 That's… Jake Paul?

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  • July 10, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    Do you see the time on the phone? Midnight

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  • July 11, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    HAROLD IS IN OUR BUILDING!!!
    IN PHILS NEW VIDEO THERE IS A CREEPY HAROLD
    COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

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  • July 11, 2019 at 6:13 pm
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    wait… im watching this in 2019 and im rewatching all of dans vids and i genuinely think this is the first dan and phil video i watched…

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  • July 12, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    that last interaction hits different

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  • July 13, 2019 at 2:10 pm
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    !Harold is in the building!

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  • July 23, 2019 at 3:23 am
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    It’s funny cause he and phil have been together for so many years

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  • July 30, 2019 at 7:25 am
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    At 4:16 pause and look at the second person on the second row. It kinda looks like 2015 Dan?!

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  • July 30, 2019 at 5:41 pm
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    Fucking hell Harold

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  • August 1, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    The thing about the bra makes me so glad my non-human alternative is a reptile.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 10:53 am
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    Omg Pils hair!!!!!!!!!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    HaRoLd Is In OuR BuIlDiNg

    :0

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:39 pm
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    Plot twist, Harold is the one who sent Phil that creepy email.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    STOPWAJFNWKEKFHJQ

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    I like how dan was worried that Phil saw the bad pic

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    THIS IS MOTHER F-ING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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    I think this is one of my favorite Dan videos. This is the kinda shit I'd do

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    Some dude jerked off to those pics

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  • September 21, 2019 at 9:54 pm
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    OH MY GOD CREEPY EMAIL HAROLD FOUND THEM OH NO

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  • September 25, 2019 at 5:23 am
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    Harold with a walrus moustache gives you a little knee tickle.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:50 am
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    THE LAST MESSAGE OMG WATCHING THIS NOW I CAAAANT

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  • October 11, 2019 at 8:48 am
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    Omg i died🤣🤣🤣

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  • October 17, 2019 at 1:15 am
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    First video featuring the now iconic 'voice' …IMO!!!

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  • October 21, 2019 at 11:05 am
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    "Harold is in our building!"

    I'm fucking wheezing!!

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  • October 23, 2019 at 4:45 am
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    Harold vs Manesh: event starts in Dan & Phil’s apartment.

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