100 thoughts on “Rectal Computer

  • August 26, 2018 at 2:22 am
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    Swear to god I thought the title was rectangle computer

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  • September 1, 2018 at 5:15 am
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    This guy dont do drugs…..drugs do him😂

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  • September 3, 2018 at 2:29 pm
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    0:52

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  • September 12, 2018 at 9:22 am
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    But can it run Fornite and Minecraft?

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  • September 16, 2018 at 11:29 pm
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    I just downloaded in my pants

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  • September 17, 2018 at 12:49 pm
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    can it function as a WIFI hotspot?

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  • September 19, 2018 at 10:32 am
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    Oh you were hiGh HiGh

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  • September 19, 2018 at 6:13 pm
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    I wonder if you can play Skyrim on it

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  • November 11, 2018 at 3:37 am
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    only funny the first time

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  • December 8, 2018 at 9:51 am
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    The iRape, the most popular personal computer in sub-Saharan Africa! 😂

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  • December 11, 2018 at 7:02 pm
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    Came back to listent to this masterpiece after a few years and its bringing back memories of old Youtube, back in its prime days. Also the character and voice reminds me of Lyle Rath

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  • December 18, 2018 at 4:10 am
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    RECTAL COMPUTER!

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  • December 25, 2018 at 10:45 pm
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    What you guys don't know is that all the song he has made are 100% accurate and true

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  • January 7, 2019 at 5:16 am
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    What the fuck did I watch

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  • January 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    Let me guess, Gooseman's idea 💡

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  • January 19, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    This belongs on Adult Swim

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  • January 19, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    When you drunk af at the party and suddenly rememered that you have a guitar

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  • January 21, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    conpiuter anale

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  • January 22, 2019 at 4:16 am
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    Truly a work ahead of its time

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  • January 26, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    If wasn't high before I am now

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  • January 26, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    "Hmmm i wonder what computers will be in the future"

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  • January 26, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    HWAH!

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  • January 29, 2019 at 12:24 pm
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    0:02

    Oh shit. This is gonna get weird.

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  • February 8, 2019 at 11:22 am
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    I miss when you're name was sexual lobster

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  • February 8, 2019 at 4:51 pm
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    Кто от Сыендука?

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  • February 10, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    Why do I listen to this stuff??

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  • February 12, 2019 at 11:11 pm
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    1:22 a better line would be "Now everyone I know has a rectal computer up their ass!"

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  • February 13, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    Can it run doom?

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  • February 28, 2019 at 4:56 am
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    Rectalcombutah!

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  • March 2, 2019 at 3:50 am
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    the basics of mind control signals

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  • March 4, 2019 at 2:44 am
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    Everyday we stray further from god

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  • March 4, 2019 at 5:25 am
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    ?!?!???!!??

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  • March 17, 2019 at 8:43 am
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    Everyone in australia has filthy bare feet.

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  • March 20, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    Jokes aside this might have applications for patients with colon cancer

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  • March 20, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    And its monetised

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  • March 25, 2019 at 6:25 am
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    1.6 million people have watched a weird song about a computer that is stuck up your arse and I actually love this fact.

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  • April 14, 2019 at 6:24 am
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    2019
    I NEED AN UPGRADE

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  • April 18, 2019 at 8:14 pm
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    The song i listen to when i have random thougts of life and imagination.

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  • April 23, 2019 at 5:32 am
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    When he bent him over it looks like he done it before

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  • April 25, 2019 at 2:08 am
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    ¿What's the barefoot singer's name?

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  • April 27, 2019 at 8:37 am
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    A massive waste of political capital.

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  • May 7, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    Amazing what we humans are capable of these days.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 5:23 am
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    I want the shit this guy's on when he makes these

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  • May 9, 2019 at 11:37 pm
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    I never thought the assclap meme would be more relatable.. But i was wrong

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  • May 10, 2019 at 5:34 am
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    genuinely something I could've written xD

    But this is amazing work dude

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  • May 13, 2019 at 6:32 am
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    Is this the gamers future rectally inserted computers I don't want to go to the Future I want to stay right here in 2019 please

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  • May 14, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    No

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  • May 14, 2019 at 5:11 am
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    i got a compromised processor lodged up my ass is pretty funny

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  • May 14, 2019 at 12:34 pm
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    Son why are you walking funny

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  • May 15, 2019 at 4:51 am
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    The most disturbing part is that he goes everywhere without shoes on.

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  • May 16, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    I'm pretty sure Apple is working on the Rectal Computer.

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  • May 17, 2019 at 10:17 pm
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    Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!

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  • May 18, 2019 at 9:33 am
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    I hate myself for being 6 years late to this gold.

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  • May 19, 2019 at 8:14 am
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    I love you voice

    No homo

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  • May 20, 2019 at 5:25 am
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    Please go get help

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  • May 21, 2019 at 2:49 pm
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    Can you play Call of Doody on this?

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  • May 23, 2019 at 3:58 am
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    A true classic

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  • May 24, 2019 at 4:23 am
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    Anyone else notice the song was like irabian lobster

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  • May 25, 2019 at 9:10 pm
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    What thought process leads to the creation of something like this…?

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  • May 26, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    I have so many questions that will never be answered.

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  • May 28, 2019 at 3:27 am
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    I saw this eons ago. I'm really glad to see new comments.
    I didn't just see this. I'm a huge fan.

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  • May 29, 2019 at 3:08 am
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    I don't now if this is real life, or if it's just fantasy. Its like I'm caught in a landslide with no escape from reality.

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  • May 30, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    Why was this suggested after 6 years?

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  • May 31, 2019 at 9:22 am
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    Rectal computer

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  • May 31, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    Oh godly shit…

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:56 am
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    But can I play SkyRIM on it?

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  • June 5, 2019 at 7:05 am
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    So many memories

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  • June 5, 2019 at 1:22 pm
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    0:02 The reason my coworkers stopped telling me "You should smile more".

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  • June 8, 2019 at 12:03 am
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    Good golly this channel is crazy

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  • June 8, 2019 at 2:41 am
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    IoA, internet of anus

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  • June 11, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    Definetely crazy

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  • June 12, 2019 at 12:24 pm
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    I showed it to my friends,
    They were quite impressed!

    The most musical part :=

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  • June 18, 2019 at 3:48 pm
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    Stick it in your asshole…

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  • June 19, 2019 at 12:25 pm
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    Rectal Computer > Rock Lobster

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  • July 6, 2019 at 8:58 am
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    Docter: "You approximately have a 1 minute and 35 seconds to live before you die. Any last wishes?"

    Me: Plays this.

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  • July 19, 2019 at 12:39 am
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    Weird flex but ok

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  • July 23, 2019 at 9:24 am
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    I need to update mine where can i?

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:20 am
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    This was like new years

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  • July 29, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    A few years ago, this would cure my lovesickness

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  • August 7, 2019 at 10:01 am
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    Why does this make me so happy? 🤩

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:51 am
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    what tf is this

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  • August 26, 2019 at 12:34 pm
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    I THINK IT'S GOT A VIRUS!

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:23 am
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    I just woke up and saw this..

    Youtube wtf

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  • August 28, 2019 at 7:23 am
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    I’m really glad that these are getting comments even now

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    Wait

    How do you take a shit?

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:04 am
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    Rectal Compuda!

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  • September 4, 2019 at 9:45 pm
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    "HWUAH!"

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    How come all the comments have no likes?

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:06 am
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    Why am i always binge watching all these every year

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  • October 3, 2019 at 2:04 pm
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    The worst part of this song is I can't sing it out loud in public

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  • October 9, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    Perfect

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  • October 20, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    Fuck, i think it's got a virus, but i think that i'm only one Russian, who watching dat perfect video

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  • October 20, 2019 at 11:54 pm
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    I wanna get a rectal computer, to empress my friends

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  • October 22, 2019 at 2:07 pm
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    Saw this in middle school, and it somehow stuck after all these years

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  • October 31, 2019 at 11:19 am
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    For some reason i came back.

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  • November 12, 2019 at 5:39 pm
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    I see there's people sicker than me

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  • November 16, 2019 at 3:35 pm
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    what are the notes for this,if im going to learn how to play guitar i want to know how to play this

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  • November 17, 2019 at 11:42 am
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    you neeed ultra high in making of video

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  • November 25, 2019 at 7:12 am
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    i don't know about a rectal computer but what i do know is that i like pancakes

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