Income inequality is a problem. And if you make more money than me, then you’re part of the problem. So stop it.
Stop making more money than me. Or at least send me some of it.
I’m all for that kind of economic justice. Actually, I don’t have a problem with people making more money than I do. Every time I look at my paycheck,
it’s a reminder of the choices
I’ve made in life, and how my mom used to
smoke cigarettes and drink beer
when she was pregnant with me. If you think income inequality is unfair,
I suggest you go to a strip club and compare the day shift dancers
to the night shift dancers. When it comes to class warfare,
no one’s talking about
greedy-ass strippers. It’s all about greedy-ass billionaires. Poor people talking about
greedy-ass billionaires, the middle class talking
about greedy-ass billionaires. Even greedy-ass millionaires are
out there hating on billionaires. Which I find…interesting. So interesting, in fact, that John Cusack and I had a little Twitter ruckus over it. Johnny Cooze tweeted at me,
“You sure you wanted to be a
shill for billionaires greed?” Nah man.
I wanted to be John Cusack. Hollywood heartthrob. Star of some of my favorite
80s movies. And worth fifty million dollars. John Cusack is worth
fifty million dollars, and he’s three inches
taller than me. I’d pick that any day over being
a shill for billionaires. Plus if I’m such a shill, why don’t you
just pay me to change my mind? You can afford it. I told John, until he shares his
Better Off Dead dough with me, he’s just another millionaire
projecting his greed onto others. You can make this right though, John! DM me. Then venmo me.
Buy this shill, baby! I’m for sale! Do I need to stand outside your
window holding a boombox playing Peter Gabriel,
singing my venmo address? Because I’ll do it, John.
I will do it. I’m not going to force you
and call for the government to
tax your fifty million dollar estate. I’m not a shill for the government. See how easy it is to call someone
a shill when they don’t agree with you? I’m a shill for billionaires.
You’re a shill for government. Bill Gates is a shill for…
fighting malaria. Bill Gates made his billions by making products that people want to buy. And the man has done a ton
of philanthropy. He even went ahead and made
a toilet that turns human waste
into fertilizer, which could save millions
of lives around the world. The guy seems pretty good
at investing his wealth. The same can’t be said for the people who want to take his wealth away. After all, he’s the one
who’s worked it. And you don’t give night shift money
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