Hi I’m Joris and I’m a Product Manager
on an app called Files Go. Everyday, people all around the world use Files Go to free up space on their phone by deleting old videos, unused apps and
forwarded chat media. But in our most recent user research we started noticing an alarming trend. People were enjoying their day, freeing up space, when out of nowhere, they were getting really frustrated! When we started looking into
the problem, what we found was no laughing matter. Their phones were
getting clogged with bad jokes. So we put a team together equipped with some of the most recent technologies, such as blockchain, neural nets and of course,
virtual reality, to tackle what is perhaps Google’s most ambitious project
to date – understanding the chemistry of terrible puns. After months of hard work we developed the first fully decentralized deep humor network, or what
we call the Bad Joke Detector. The humor is parsed by a distributed neural
language processor to determine the quality of the joke and weed out the
weak ones. Feature is currently available in English, Spanish, Portuguese, Hindi and Manipuri with more languages rolling out soon. Here is how it works –
the detector automatically detects all the bad jokes on your phone and with a
few taps deletes all of them so you can go back
to enjoying your day. It landed safely, I guess it’s in an airplane mode? To free up more space, visit g.co/filesgo
Thank you for watching

Introducing Bad Joke Detector
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100 thoughts on “Introducing Bad Joke Detector

  • April 5, 2018 at 3:39 pm
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    The worst April fools prank

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  • April 5, 2018 at 3:45 pm
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    You actually released it before april 1st

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  • April 5, 2018 at 4:06 pm
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    Stop trying to be cool Google.

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  • April 5, 2018 at 4:19 pm
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    Now no one can steal googles content

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  • April 5, 2018 at 5:13 pm
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    This is a bad joke.

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  • April 5, 2018 at 7:12 pm
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    Damn Google has got to promote Hindi, the native language of its Indian born CEO, and his culture in every product they develope, eh!

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  • April 5, 2018 at 7:38 pm
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    This is a joke, unlike them censoring anything right of centre

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  • April 5, 2018 at 7:53 pm
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    Remember when google made us think we could smell things through our phones

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  • April 5, 2018 at 7:55 pm
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    April fools !!!

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  • April 5, 2018 at 9:18 pm
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    How ironic

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  • April 5, 2018 at 9:20 pm
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    I didn't even know an app like this by Google existed, lmao

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  • April 5, 2018 at 10:44 pm
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    It is a bad april fool's joke because it was released on mar.31

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  • April 6, 2018 at 2:02 am
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    someday someone will find this comment

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  • April 6, 2018 at 2:15 am
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    Published on Mar 31, 2018

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  • April 6, 2018 at 3:02 am
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    I got a joke:

    my life

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  • April 6, 2018 at 3:23 am
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    This video is a bad joke

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  • April 6, 2018 at 5:09 am
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    Is the app a spyware like all your products?

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  • April 6, 2018 at 8:16 am
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    Ironic, how this is essentially a bad joke

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  • April 6, 2018 at 10:54 am
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    AKA Youtube

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  • April 6, 2018 at 3:21 pm
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    It landed safely i guess it was in airplane mode. …😂😂

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  • April 6, 2018 at 4:54 pm
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    April fools

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  • April 6, 2018 at 6:53 pm
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    Ryohfphxx

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  • April 6, 2018 at 6:59 pm
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    it will probably work as good as google translate…

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  • April 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm
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    This video is a bad joke

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  • April 6, 2018 at 9:26 pm
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    Hello, Humans. My name is Terrance. Earth is a very strange place. Humans are a very odd species. I can't believe there are 7.2 billion of you on this planet. I've learned much over my time spent on this planet. The things I've discovered, I'll never forget. Sometimes in life, you just end up on Youtube. So many Humans love to go on this website. Terrance will continue to watch the videos created by Humans. All this in hopes of consuming as many Youtube videos as possible. It fascinates me how much one can learn listening to Humans.

    TERRANCE OUT

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  • April 7, 2018 at 12:52 am
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    April fools

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  • April 7, 2018 at 2:03 am
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    April Fools

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  • April 7, 2018 at 4:15 am
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    You can tell it's an April fools joke because Google doesn't do any work anymore.

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  • April 7, 2018 at 7:03 am
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    April Fools

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  • April 7, 2018 at 8:35 am
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    Nice video

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  • April 7, 2018 at 9:35 am
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    yeah shrug galore?

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  • April 7, 2018 at 10:25 am
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  • April 7, 2018 at 12:05 pm
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    Why Manipuri?

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  • April 7, 2018 at 2:53 pm
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    0:48 tá escrito "É pavê ou é pácumê?" Lá atrás aysytsausya

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  • April 7, 2018 at 3:21 pm
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    Nice video

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  • April 7, 2018 at 7:03 pm
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    Make file go compitable with my device SM-T231 KITKAT😡

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  • April 8, 2018 at 4:17 am
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    É PAVÊ OU PACUME? KKKKKKKKKKKKK

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  • April 8, 2018 at 4:57 am
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    My life.

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  • April 8, 2018 at 6:13 am
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    The bad joke detector did not detect my life

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  • April 8, 2018 at 9:03 am
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    YouTube censorship is a bad joke

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  • April 8, 2018 at 2:56 pm
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    Bed joke

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  • April 8, 2018 at 4:44 pm
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    i don't think the detector works

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  • April 8, 2018 at 7:48 pm
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    Posted March 31st… Google really knows their demographic

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  • April 8, 2018 at 8:04 pm
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    Deleted the bad joke detector, now this video is available :-/

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  • April 8, 2018 at 8:34 pm
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    THANK YOU GOOGLE

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  • April 9, 2018 at 5:06 am
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    april fool!

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  • April 9, 2018 at 9:03 am
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    It's an April fools doctor

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  • April 9, 2018 at 10:27 am
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    well a DNN to detect bad humour seems feasable

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  • April 9, 2018 at 4:31 pm
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    I'm not going on

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  • April 9, 2018 at 7:09 pm
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    You see it's funny because this is a bad joke

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  • April 9, 2018 at 10:27 pm
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    XD

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  • April 11, 2018 at 1:55 am
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    >still has yet to detect the youtube guidelines

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  • April 11, 2018 at 6:01 pm
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    This is pretty good, except for one thing. YOU DIDN'T EVEN UPLOAD ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!

    I hope someone gets the reference.

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  • April 11, 2018 at 7:54 pm
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    Do they ever published this videos on the exact day?

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  • April 12, 2018 at 3:42 am
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    How come it didn't remove this comment then?

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  • April 13, 2018 at 5:24 am
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    É PAVÊ OU PACUMÊ?

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  • April 13, 2018 at 7:03 am
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    You must be joking, there are bad jokes? I though there was no such thing, after all a bad joke is just a pun waiting to build itself up.

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  • April 13, 2018 at 12:46 pm
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    april fools

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  • April 16, 2018 at 3:59 am
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    March 31!? This must be real, because it's not on April first!

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  • April 16, 2018 at 2:17 pm
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    Stop Censoring people!

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  • April 16, 2018 at 5:03 pm
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    Lol
    That's a bad joke😒

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  • April 16, 2018 at 10:53 pm
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    Manipuris send too many bad jokes per capita that's why LOL

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  • April 20, 2018 at 9:38 pm
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    Oh its working, it removed your app from my phone

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  • April 21, 2018 at 2:02 am
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    Wanna hear a bad joke? Your logos alignment

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  • April 23, 2018 at 11:00 pm
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    I always wonder why Google is so basic and still the best in the world .!.. I love Google

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  • April 25, 2018 at 5:15 am
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    thank you🖤🖤..

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  • April 29, 2018 at 1:43 am
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    Posted on 31 march ftw

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  • April 29, 2018 at 11:55 am
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    this is april fools i think even though im in the wrong time zone or something

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  • May 1, 2018 at 1:21 am
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    I have no idea.

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  • May 2, 2018 at 2:20 am
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    666k views?

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  • May 2, 2018 at 5:09 am
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    lol that’s my google

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  • May 7, 2018 at 10:35 pm
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    I had to check the date

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  • May 19, 2018 at 3:10 pm
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    Is the language German already working?

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  • May 31, 2018 at 10:03 pm
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    Easter fools

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  • June 19, 2018 at 2:42 pm
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    This looks like a thing Collegehumor would do.

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  • July 23, 2018 at 12:25 pm
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    01:24 that kinda made me laugh.

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  • August 20, 2018 at 3:47 am
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    Shut up and take my money!

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  • August 24, 2018 at 2:43 am
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    0:48 Melhor representação da piada ruim clássica

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  • August 26, 2018 at 7:07 am
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    A: Come look at this!
    B: Hang on just a minute.
    A: What do I hang on to?
    B: No. I mean, give me some time.
    A: Okay. runs and comes back Here you go.
    B: No! I wasn't asking for that kind of thyme! I mean, give me a second!
    A: Okay. Would you like a medal or a trophy?
    B: Neither. I don't mean that kind of second.
    A: Then what do you want?
    B: To let me finish this thing.
    A: Can I help you?
    B: Sure.
    A: goes to Google Images
    B: What are you doing?
    A: Looking up the flag of Finland.
    B: No no no! I didn't mean "Finish" as in Finland! I mean "finish" as in get this done!
    A: So you want to make it say "dun dun dun"?
    B: No! Just leave me alone, okay?!
    A: Sure, how much money would you like me to borrow from you?
    B: No, I'm not asking you to leave me a loan, I mean uh-lone!
    A: You want me to buy you cologne?
    B: Absolutely not, what I mean is, get out of here and wait!
    A: Okay. walks out for a moment then comes back
    B: I'm almost complete on my thing.
    A: Guess what? I weigh [number] pounds, even though I'm not for sale!
    B: Well, I didn't mean "weigh yourself" but okay. But the scale isn't talking about pound sterling though.

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  • September 9, 2018 at 2:16 pm
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    what's weird is that the jokes on the wall are way funnier than the jokes that Google make as April Fools pranks

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  • September 21, 2018 at 3:11 pm
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    Oh the IRONY

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  • October 9, 2018 at 11:46 pm
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    There is no Google Translate in Manipuri, but there is in bad joke detector ?

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  • October 16, 2018 at 4:39 pm
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    1:26 I'm just witnessing an internal awkward silence 😶

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  • December 19, 2018 at 8:12 am
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    I have the Files Go app, but this feature is still not available? When are they finally going to roll this out?

    Also, why are people saying this is an April Fools joke? It was uploaded almost two months after on March 31, not MAY 31 OR APRIL 1st, as usual…

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  • December 24, 2018 at 7:55 am
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    The 2018 joke

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  • December 31, 2018 at 8:05 pm
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    é pavê ou pacumê 1:18

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  • January 5, 2019 at 3:43 pm
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    Honestly more hyped for this year's Google April Fool's joke than YouTube Rewind

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  • February 1, 2019 at 6:56 pm
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    We want T H O T detector
    1 like = 1 support

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  • February 9, 2019 at 1:23 pm
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    I asked am i a joke to you google?
    And im here

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  • February 27, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    what

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  • March 31, 2019 at 5:44 pm
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    I cant wait for tomorrows

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  • April 1, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    That airplane joke at the end. Lmao at how stupid that sounded 😂😂

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  • April 7, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    this would be good for my teacher
    you have no idea how many bad puns he makes

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  • April 13, 2019 at 6:08 am
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    If it gets rid of bad jokes then why am I alive

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  • May 7, 2019 at 1:44 am
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    1:18 man, that Portuguese joke

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  • November 28, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    노잼이라고? 그럼 잼을 사와!!!

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