Oh no, Billie, I’m so sorry! Billie’s Killin’ it. People all over the world are discovering her music but when they look up her lyrics perhaps they will have to translate her lyrics into their native language to understand what it means and if you use, say, Google Translate for that task, her lyrics might end up sounding a little something…. ..like this Clear clothes and noodles (White shirt now red, my bloody nose) You roncete my stockings and they suck (Sleeping, you’re on your tippy toes) We found Spain near China (Creeping around like no one knows) Is there confusion? (Think your so criminal) Of course, your knee is for you (Bruises, on both my knees for you) Sea, pigeons (Don’t say thank you or please) I wanted to fly (I do what I want when I’m wanting to) My soul? Mostly gingerbread (My soul? So cynical) So are you sturdy? (So you’re a tough guy) Being a healthy human (Like it really rough guy) Peace is always a shame (Just can’t get enough guy) Food is a person (Chest always so puffed guy) I have problems (I’m that bad type) May your species be disappointed with the mother (Make your mama sad type) She saw a crazy woman (Make your gilfriend mad tight) Suffering is the way of life (Might seduce your dad type) I’m biscuits. Huh? (I’m the bad guy. Duh) That’s right. Come and get your southern styled biscuits from Eillish bakery right here I’m like such a genius that I get bored with things really easily So I got barbec music and just like started a bakery Oh man, I could f*ck with this biscuit right now I want to be worried about the weather (I like it when you take control) you will not be worthy (Even if you now that you don’t) I’m sorry for my wife (Own me, I’ll let you play the role) I have sheep (I’ll be your animal) I think my mom is reading me (My mommy likes to sing along with me) But she does not sing (But she won’t sing the song) All words are used in reading (If she reads all the lyrics) She will cry at the feet of the men (She’ll pitty men I know) So are you sturdy? (So you’re a tough guy) Being a healthy human (Like it really rough guy) Peace is always a shame (Just can’t get enough gu

Google Translate Sings: “bad guy” by Billie Eilish (PARODY)
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100 thoughts on “Google Translate Sings: “bad guy” by Billie Eilish (PARODY)

  • July 30, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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    I love you Billie, my bad.
    HUGE thank you to my patrons who helped me translate this!! Be sure to join before August 10th to take advantage of the Special Offer 😀
    Apologies for the long break! This translation took a while to get right, but we are back in the saddle now. What shall we do next??

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  • November 22, 2019 at 3:28 am
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    This would be an amazing commercial for a brand of biscuits but instead of I'm buiscuit it could buy this and pointing at a box of the brand of biscuits

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  • November 22, 2019 at 8:10 am
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    Thx for the no vocal fry and thx for keeping your voice safe.

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  • November 22, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    I always forget that American biscuits look like scones crossed with bread buns. Also – please do a Google Translate of Cats – that would be amazing

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  • November 22, 2019 at 9:49 am
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    0:58 me on November 1 excited for Christmas

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  • November 22, 2019 at 11:00 am
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    This is a depressed alien invader who’s been stuck on earth for too long, but not long enough to have any clue about humanity.

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  • November 22, 2019 at 11:12 am
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    Given you found Spain near China I am confused.

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  • November 22, 2019 at 1:46 pm
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    Do ‘you should see me in a crown’

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  • November 22, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    1:10 vnjhdzbfujydgf kdfhbvgjxvxbjfvhsdgufgd

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  • November 22, 2019 at 6:40 pm
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    i m b u i s c u i t s

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  • November 22, 2019 at 7:04 pm
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    "Food is a person"

    Same

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  • November 22, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    "We found Spain near China, is there confusion?"

    Noooo, not at all

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  • November 22, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    I always get confused when Americans think scones are biscuits

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  • November 22, 2019 at 10:51 pm
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    Oh my gosh. TRANSLATE SONGS FROM CATS!

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  • November 23, 2019 at 3:56 am
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    This is amazing

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  • November 23, 2019 at 5:42 am
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    "May your species be disappointed with the mother"

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  • November 23, 2019 at 10:02 am
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    If Billie eilish watched this she won't be depressed anymore

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  • November 23, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    I’m thinking, this is a a good way to write lyrics in modern music production

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  • November 23, 2019 at 8:45 pm
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    Is nobody gonna talk about sea pigeons

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  • November 24, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    Cringe

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  • November 24, 2019 at 6:57 am
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    Here's what I endet up with:

    White shirt red now, cursed nose
    You move when you sleep
    They tear like nobody knows
    You think you're so criminal
    Your knees for your knees
    Don't say thank you or please
    I do what I want, if I want to
    My soul? So cynical
    So you're a tough guy
    I really like this rude guy
    I can't get enough with a man
    The chest is always inflated
    I'm bad
    Put your mother sad
    Get mad at your girlfriend
    It can fascinate your dad
    I'm bad
    I'm bad
    I like it when you take control
    You don't even know
    Own me, let me get involved
    I'll be your beast
    My mother likes to sing with me
    But he would not sing the song
    If he reads all the texts
    The men I know will pity me
    So you're a tough guy
    I really like this rude guy
    I can't get enough with a man
    The chest is always inflated
    I'm bad
    Put your mother sad
    Get mad at your girlfriend
    It can fascinate your dad
    I'm bad
    I'm bad
    I'm good, bad, bad
    I like it when you get angry
    I'm glad you're alone
    Did you say that I was scared?
    I mean, I can't see what he's seeing
    But maybe I'm taking you to Cologne
    I'm bad
    I'm bad

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  • November 24, 2019 at 11:15 am
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    i just translated the sentence "Everybody has to get older" and it turned out to be "illness" so google translate is getting weirder all the time!

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  • November 24, 2019 at 1:58 pm
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    I died at 2:11

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  • November 24, 2019 at 6:57 pm
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    Shes biscuit

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  • November 24, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    1:19

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  • November 24, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    I have sheeeep

    – translator fails

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  • November 24, 2019 at 8:50 pm
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    This does sound like Billie. Food is q human

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  • November 25, 2019 at 12:43 am
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    Nice

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  • November 25, 2019 at 1:37 am
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    We need full version of Memory!

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  • November 25, 2019 at 3:02 am
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    Suffering is the way of LIFE

    My 2020 resolution motto.

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  • November 25, 2019 at 5:05 am
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    This is what the song sounds like to me without translate because I despise Billie elish's music, it is the most pretentious minimalistic stupid tripe I've ever heard and I have absolutely no clue how it got so popular it sounds like something of 14 year old girl would make in her bedroom

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  • November 25, 2019 at 7:26 am
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    The white cloth is now the toilet with my blood
    ? He's in bed
    They're both stupid guys
    Imagine it
    Place the grill on both sides of the cake
    Say no, thank you or no
    I do it whenever I want
    My soul is very spiritual
    So you are a strong man
    It is very necessary
    I am not sure
    Cats are always closed
    I'm a good boy
    Relax with your mother
    Your wife is angry
    You can fool your dad
    I'm stupid, you
    I'm a good boy
    I want control
    You don't even know it
    Let me play that role
    Your favorite
    My mother sings
    He didn't sing that song
    If you love to travel
    I'm worried about the person I see
    So you are a strong man
    I like …

    Is what I got after translating lol

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  • November 25, 2019 at 8:23 am
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    "Is there Confusion?"
    Well…
    Your Stockings have been ronceted, you found Spain near China, your soul is mostly Gingerbread, you want to be worried about the weather, you're sorry for your wife, all words are used in reading, food is a person, my species is disappointed with the mother, you saw a crazy woman, and suffering is the way of life?

    There is definitely Confusion!

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  • November 25, 2019 at 4:08 pm
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    "She saw a crazy woman"
    That killed me!😂

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  • November 25, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    So Billie…
    Are you finally biscuits, bad art or a cat?

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  • November 26, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    Peace is always a shame

    – The US after WW2

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  • November 26, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    ;-;

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  • November 26, 2019 at 2:52 am
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    "Being a healthy human"
    "Food is a person"
    Ok, either google promotes cannibalism, we know that by "food is a person" and he is assuring that the human is good to eat aka healthy "Being a healthy human"
    Or google is just supporting you and trying to fix ur bad life

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  • November 26, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    YOU RONCETE MY STOCKINGS, AND THEY SUCK

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  • November 26, 2019 at 7:34 am
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    No one:
    The quiet kid: You don’t know anything, but maybe I have a colony.

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  • November 26, 2019 at 10:10 am
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    "Food is a person. I have problems."
    Ahhhhh eating disorders. Same.

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  • November 26, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    you should do boy with love by bts

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  • November 26, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    huh?

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  • November 27, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    What language is this in???

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  • November 27, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    What language is this in???

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  • November 27, 2019 at 2:04 am
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    WTF?

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  • November 27, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    I like it in Egypt, I'm so excited to be alone,
    Are you tired? Tell me,
    You don't know anything, but maybe I have a colony.

    Is that a confession?

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  • November 27, 2019 at 9:14 am
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    Hey guys I am gifting my next 100 subscribers so come join me

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  • November 27, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    Nobody:

    People during Christmas: My soul is a gingerbead

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  • November 27, 2019 at 6:50 pm
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    She added two cuss words that WEREN’T in the actual lyrics 😤

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  • November 27, 2019 at 9:26 pm
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    How do you keep a straight face? I tried to sing this and I couldn't stop laughing.

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  • November 28, 2019 at 3:40 am
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    This song is about a fashionista who is trying to figure out new clothing ideas, and comes up with clear clothes and stocking. Her boss, fires her for this and she goes to the beach to look at the pigeon. She gets a new career in teaching geography to children, but after saying that Spain is near Egypt, she got fired once again. She gets home and listens to her mom sing. Her mom sucks at singing so, she is disappointed with her. She decided to move to Egypt to open a bakery and she got pet sheep, but her bakery did not make enough money to support her, so she sold bad art.

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  • November 28, 2019 at 4:29 am
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    When Malinda sang "All words are used in reading", I felt that.

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  • November 28, 2019 at 4:57 am
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    I'm that puff guy what I'm that puff guy dad no I'm that puff guy so you're puff guy thank you

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  • November 28, 2019 at 5:07 am
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    Wait…..THE FOOD PERSON IS EATING FOOD!!!! THE FOOD IS EATING ITS OWN KIND :O AAAAA

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  • November 28, 2019 at 5:53 am
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    anyone else who wants to hear a full cover of Memory from her?

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  • November 28, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    "huh?"

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  • November 28, 2019 at 5:51 pm
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    Haha! That made me laugh!

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  • November 28, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    🤣👌

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  • November 28, 2019 at 7:27 pm
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    My soul? Mostly gingerbread.

    Could be the next tshirt

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  • November 28, 2019 at 9:51 pm
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    "Food is a person"
    This is a nightmare

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  • November 28, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    Do not cry at the feet of the men

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  • November 29, 2019 at 4:35 am
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    I love this musical, I think
    2:21

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  • November 29, 2019 at 4:58 am
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    2:32 that's creepy tho

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  • November 29, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    Hiiiiiioooo

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  • November 29, 2019 at 6:26 am
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    This is like actually f*cked up and giving me schizophrenia.

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  • November 29, 2019 at 8:11 am
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    2:18
    sees CATS trailer
    No
    N o
    N o O o o o

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  • November 29, 2019 at 10:28 am
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    2:07 Is that cannibalism???

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  • November 29, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    The ending proves that you really are a cat.

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  • November 29, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    Her: "I'm biscuits"     Confused British person: "Those are scones not biscuits"

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    may your species be disappointed with the mother

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:09 am
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    How did she sing that so good?

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:27 am
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    How Can I Make My Soul Mostly Gingerbread?

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    Do titanium by sia

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    F*** i love this song now

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  • November 30, 2019 at 10:23 am
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    "I have a problem " explains this song very well

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:01 pm
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    I love this so much 😂🤣

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    i was watching this while eating food if you dont get it watch the whole video

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:15 pm
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    I’m sorry for my wife and I have sheep don’t go together but they go together perfectly

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:17 pm
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    Google is confusing itself

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:25 pm
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    "Food is a person"

    Oh wait we're all cannibals..

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    I like Google translate

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  • November 30, 2019 at 9:34 pm
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    TOUCH ME, ITS SO EASY TO LEAVE ME! No..no no just cut that sh*t out. 2:21

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  • December 1, 2019 at 9:51 am
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    can you try a Janis Joplin song? Maybe bobby Mcgee?

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  • December 1, 2019 at 10:08 am
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    Huh?

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  • December 1, 2019 at 4:59 pm
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    Wait,food was eating.

    FOOD WAS EATING FOOD.

    Food is a cannibal.

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  • December 1, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    Oh, wow! My soul is gingerbread too!

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  • December 1, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    My emo self during christmas: 0:59

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  • December 2, 2019 at 12:21 pm
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    “Suffering is the way of life”

    Yep

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  • December 2, 2019 at 5:11 pm
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    I've never heard of this Billie Eilish before. Googled her, don't like her. She looks like an emo ho.

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  • December 2, 2019 at 11:00 pm
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    Omfg i did this and for google translate bad guy=girl WTF

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  • December 3, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    13 year old girls: its so deep

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  • December 3, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    Yes food is my bff

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  • December 3, 2019 at 8:10 am
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    There is some much C O N F U S I O N

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  • December 4, 2019 at 1:34 am
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    i have sheep

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  • December 4, 2019 at 3:02 am
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    I like the second time she says food is a person!

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  • December 4, 2019 at 3:10 am
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    "I am biscuit"

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  • December 4, 2019 at 4:04 am
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    I'm a cat
    (And it's a bad thing)
    Yeah, want to know what my mom thought it was rated?

    "W" for weird
    I agree with her

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  • December 4, 2019 at 7:53 am
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    Her wife looks a lot like her mom. That seems psychologically unhealthy.
    Also, her wife looks a lot like her food. That seems even more psychologically unhealthy.

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