[Brady]: I want to tell you a story [Grey]: What do you want to tell me a story about? [Brady]: I went on a little holiday to my favorite place in the world This is the Maldives. One of the really common things you find at these Maldivian islands, are these water villas. That’s, that’s a lot of people stay in them. They’re like the nice thing to stay in. And I went to the island I went–I think I went to the gym. So to do it– to do a Fitotron 5000 meters on the treadmill. [Grey]: Counts double when you’re on holiday [Brady]: Exactly So my wife stayed in the villa and she went out onto the deck at the back of the villa to go and look at the sea. And I think she put her Beats headphones on and was listening to music. I came back and my key had stopped working. [Grey]: Mm-hmm. [Brady]: I was banging on the door and the doorbell and she couldn’t hear me because she had the music on. So I looked at the villa next door and the guy who was like cleaning the villas, who I knew because I’d spoken to him on previous days and asked him about things and, you know, asked him about the Maldives, we’d become friendly. [Grey]: Of course you did. [Brady]: And I said, “Ahh, I’ve got a problem. I’ve locked myself out.” So he said, “I’ll let you in” and he was- he got his like master key out, was gonna walk around and let me in. And I said, “No, no, no. I’ve got a better idea. Let me through this villa,” so he let me walk through the villa he was cleaning to their back veranda area and then I went down their ladder into the sea and I swam across to our villa, the next villa. So I could then emerge from the sea, and just come up the ladder and just appear before my wife, like out of the water. Like James Bond. Thought the only thing that would have made it cooler was if I’d like ripped off my clothes and I had a tuxedo underneath. [Grey laughing] [Brady]: “Surprise, here’s your man.” and she just looks at me and says, “What? I didn’t see you go in the sea.” And I said, “I came from next door! I’ve been locked out and knocking on the door and I swam here from the villa next door!” And she went, “Oh. I thought maybe you’d gone for a swim and I hadn’t noticed.” I was so deflated. But that was gonna be, like that was gonna be like the story that she would tell for years to come of the day her husband just emerged from the sea and it was like “…eh.” [Grey]: I’m looking actually at some satellite pictures of these, these little houses on the sea, they can’t be more than 10 feet apart. You’re trying to describe like you’re super impressive here, like you swam across the open ocean. [Brady] to the next island. [Grey]: Right? To the next island. You just got a little wet. Barely moving any kind of distance. Like I, who hates the ocean, who hasn’t touched the ocean in a decade possibly, I would feel completely comfortable swimming from one of these villas to the others, if I got locked out. I’m totally with your wife on this one. [Brady]: This was not a great feat of swimming. I will grant, I will grant you that. [Grey]: It’s not even like some genius plan that you came up with. Like it’s the obvious thing to do. [Brady]: No! The obvious thing to do.. [Grey]: This is the Maldives equivalent of walking through your neighbor’s backyard to get to your own house. [Brady]: Yeah, but, but– [Grey]:That’s what this is. [Brady]: Yeah… true. [Grey]: It’s so unimpressive. [Grey]: You’ve been building up this story to me about like, “Oh Grey, you just can’t wait. I have such a story to tell you about getting locked out of my hotel.” And I’m sitting here like waiting for the story to happen. But I am just as unimpressed as your wife is. [Brady]: Would you have been as comfortable doing this swim, if the night before, when you were looking through your glass window, in the, in the floor, you had seen three five foot long sharks swimming under your villa? [Grey]: You could see sharks for miles I’m sure. [Brady]: No. That’s not, that’s not true with sharks and fish. Even when the water’s clear. [Grey]: Literally miles. [Brady]: If you can show me the text or the email or remind me of the conversation that happened where I said, I did something incredibly impressive to get into a locked hotel room, I will apologize. My recollection is that I had just a funny, light-hearted moment that happened when I locked myself out of a hotel and because it did not involve putting my life at risk, it seems to be inadequate for the Hello Internet podcast and for that I apologize.

Brady VS The Maldives [Hello Internet]
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77 thoughts on “Brady VS The Maldives [Hello Internet]

  • August 4, 2018 at 6:25 pm
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    First?

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  • August 4, 2018 at 6:27 pm
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    Second

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  • August 4, 2018 at 6:31 pm
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    Love the way cgp swims

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  • August 4, 2018 at 7:10 pm
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    Love these, please make more HI animations! (Preferably Grey vs the hotstopper guy)

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  • August 4, 2018 at 7:33 pm
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    I think this is your best yet.

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  • August 4, 2018 at 7:34 pm
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    I thought it was a very funny story ^.^

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  • August 4, 2018 at 9:09 pm
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    All of my yes! This is a great animation, and one of my favorite moments from HI.

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  • August 4, 2018 at 9:49 pm
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    Always impressed with these animations. They really add something to the experience of listening to a podcast. Great stuff!

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  • August 4, 2018 at 10:03 pm
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    Never stop making these, they're brilliant! (Edited for exclamation mark.)

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  • August 4, 2018 at 11:09 pm
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    I knew you weren't dead.

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  • August 4, 2018 at 11:51 pm
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    The "killed by a Christmastree" section is a realy nice addition 👍

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  • August 5, 2018 at 5:15 am
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    lol, Grey is such a downer. for what it's worth, /i'm/ impressed with Brady!

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  • August 5, 2018 at 9:06 am
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    How are you so talented? This video is amazing.

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  • August 6, 2018 at 12:36 am
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    I am from maldives ….and this is hilarious

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  • August 6, 2018 at 12:55 am
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    The Grey swimming animations were great.

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  • August 7, 2018 at 12:19 am
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    I love these so much! Would it be possible to allow user contributed captions? I would love to be able to share these with my hard of hearing friend.

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  • August 7, 2018 at 12:10 pm
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    Based on your videos, I think that Hello Internet could actually be made in to an animated TV show. Also, I love your take on Brady. The caveman element is very subtle.

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  • August 9, 2018 at 4:36 am
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    If I might make a request – the bit in Dear Hank and John ep. 148 (around 10:45) about John thinking he's hallucinating is just begging to be an animation! It's so visual already and I think the added sass of your animating style could make it even more hilarious than it already is. Love what you're doing, keep it up!

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  • August 10, 2018 at 6:20 am
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    Hey! That's pretty good

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  • August 10, 2018 at 10:25 am
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    oh my GOD this so so funny!!! Please do more of these, i will do ANYTHING

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  • August 11, 2018 at 7:11 pm
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    Ι appricieate bradys watch

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  • August 11, 2018 at 11:50 pm
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    I don't listen to HelloInternet but I do love your animations. while some people might look up the podcast and maybe follow it after your superbly animated stories, I looked up hotels in the maldives with glass floors 😀

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  • August 12, 2018 at 5:04 am
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    I lost it at Grey's bit😂

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  • August 12, 2018 at 9:55 am
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    Ya just got a new subscriber!

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  • August 12, 2018 at 5:01 pm
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    Ive always loved this story from Brady, thanks for brining it to life!

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  • August 13, 2018 at 5:41 am
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    Keep it up my boi

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  • August 14, 2018 at 3:21 am
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    YES MORE. BRING BACK HI ANIMATED M

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  • August 15, 2018 at 8:17 pm
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    This is really well done!

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  • August 16, 2018 at 3:10 am
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    This was amazing!

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  • August 16, 2018 at 1:49 pm
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    liked for the christmas tree.

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  • August 19, 2018 at 3:38 pm
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    Dat grey swim tho

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  • August 20, 2018 at 12:46 am
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    These animations are so well done! Thank you for sharing them.

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  • August 21, 2018 at 9:43 pm
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    You should totally set up a Patreon account so I could pay you and you could provide us with more of these amazing animations.

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  • August 22, 2018 at 4:12 pm
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    The Grey being killed by a christmas tree reference at the end! <3

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  • August 26, 2018 at 2:06 am
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    You are a true Tim

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  • August 27, 2018 at 3:43 am
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    cgp was brutal poor Brady

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  • August 30, 2018 at 10:25 pm
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    Great Video 👍🏿 Maldives ❤️

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  • September 1, 2018 at 12:53 am
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    Love this!

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  • September 3, 2018 at 1:41 am
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    hahaha 😀
    thanks for putting so much work into this! really enjoy this segment 😀 #hardasnailsbrady

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  • September 4, 2018 at 11:53 pm
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    Very very good haha

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  • September 5, 2018 at 4:51 am
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    Nice job on grey swimming! Fantastic job!

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  • September 5, 2018 at 11:00 am
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    from all brady wife stories, feel sorry for the man, terrible wife

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  • September 5, 2018 at 10:04 pm
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    you are amazing, keep it up!

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  • September 6, 2018 at 3:00 am
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    The thumbnail is good (Brady on the right) the video is good but…

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  • September 8, 2018 at 6:34 am
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    Grey is meant to be on the left and brady on the right

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  • September 8, 2018 at 10:32 pm
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    Love the detail of the Omega.

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  • September 9, 2018 at 2:59 am
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    Try this >>>>> 9:59:59

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  • October 6, 2018 at 3:47 am
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    Lovely job you're doing here, thanks for this 🙂

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  • October 23, 2018 at 4:12 am
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    The way Greys rotor pops out of his ass is disturbing

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  • December 8, 2018 at 3:58 am
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    Wait. If those houses are out on the sea and only connected to the shore by a wooden pier, where does your poop end up?

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  • December 11, 2018 at 2:30 pm
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    This animation is fantastic, I think it was perhaps a but long for one scene, but totally made up by the well-drawn and hilarious animations. I'd love to see more of these

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  • December 11, 2018 at 3:07 pm
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    3:05 😉

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  • January 7, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Ahh Brady

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  • February 7, 2019 at 2:26 pm
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    I didn't know Harry Potter worked as a janitor in the Maldives?

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  • March 5, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    This is pure gold of an animation, keep it up 🙂

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  • March 28, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    I’m listening to the whole thing now

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  • May 2, 2019 at 5:47 am
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    THE SWIMMING ANIMATION IS AMAZING I LOVE IT

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  • May 4, 2019 at 2:12 am
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    Why is Grey on the right? He belongs on the left when speaking to Brady

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  • July 2, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    Your HI animations are so so good. Please make more!

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  • July 3, 2019 at 3:45 am
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    PERFECT! 😂 ❤️

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  • July 3, 2019 at 11:09 pm
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    Alt. Title – the “not-so-great escape”

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  • July 4, 2019 at 12:04 am
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    2:50 oof

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  • July 4, 2019 at 6:48 pm
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    It’s okay Brady, my wife doesn’t appreciate me either.

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  • July 5, 2019 at 4:18 am
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    CPG Grey?

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  • July 5, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    Why does Grey hate the ocean?

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  • July 6, 2019 at 3:41 am
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    Why did Brady have to get through the other villa? Couldn't he just swim around the villa?

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  • July 6, 2019 at 8:41 am
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    Do an episode around Brady's adventures in San Torini

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  • July 6, 2019 at 7:15 pm
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    The part he thought was cool was his emergence from the ocean, not the swimming itself.

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  • July 7, 2019 at 3:13 am
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    Grey is on the left, Brady is on the right.

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  • July 8, 2019 at 9:12 am
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    Brady dont trip dawg! Grey why you so sauwar?!

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  • July 9, 2019 at 4:08 am
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    Grey is so mean

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  • October 2, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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    Lol Grey roasted him to the ground 😛

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  • October 23, 2019 at 4:57 pm
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    Your animations are superb. Please make more Hello internet animations. Thanks

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  • October 28, 2019 at 8:29 am
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    Does Dr. Brady know you're free opting his content?

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  • November 4, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    I appreciate the framed photo of hotstoppers at 3:15. Such a good detail.

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  • December 30, 2019 at 9:39 am
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    Okey, but there is also a clip of John of DHaJ locking himself out of a cabin and getting in a hottub that begs to be animated by you

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